If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.
actually if you were invisible the first thing you’d do is go blind because no light would hit your eyes it would just go through them
so being invisible would suck
What if u close them
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin